G# The weekend is back E E7 But so is he B Head to the floodlights F# See the fraternity C# They are waiting G# I hear them up in the north E E7 And down in the south B And all that is spewing F# C# Spewing out of his mouth Chorus: G# E E7 B F# C# Entertain me G# At his and hers dating E E7 Bored minds agree B Requirements to be stated F# Replies awaited G# She wants a loose fit E E7 He wants instant whip B He guesstimates her arrival F# C# Will she want it really badly Chorus: G# E E7 B F# C# Entertain me G# A car, a house both in street E E7 The boredom of the sober week B The weekend is here, hip hip hooray F# C# To make the blues just go away Chorus: G# E E7 B F# C# Entertain me