A# Todayʼs the Macyʼs Day Parade Gm The night of the living dead is on itʼs way D# F A# With a credit report for duty call A# Itʼs a lifetime guarantee Gm Stuffed in a coffin "10% more free" D# F A# Red light special at the mausoleum D# Give me something that I need F D# Satasfaction guaranteed to you D# Whatʼs the consolation price F A# Economy sized dreams of hope A# When I was a kid I thought Gm I wanted all the things that I havenʼt got D# F A# Oh, I learned the hardest way A# Then I realized what it took Gm To tell the difference between thieves and crooks D# F A# When all along it was me and you D# Give me something that I need F D# Satisfaction guaranteed A# F Gm Because Iʼm thinking about a brand new hope F D# The one Iʼve never known F A# ʼCause now I know itʼs all that I wanted Instrumental: A# Gm D# F x2 D# Whatʼs the consolation prize F D# Economy sized dreams of hope D# Give me somethig that I need F D# Satisfaction guaranteed A# F Gm Because Iʼm thinking about a brand new hope F D# The one Iʼve never known F And where it goes A# F Gm And Iʼm thinking about the only road F D# The one Iʼve never known F And where it goes A# F Gm Because Iʼm thinking about a brand new hope F D# The one Iʼve never known F A# ʼCause now I know itʼs all that I wanted