D#C7
Joan was quizzical; studied metaphysical
Fm
Science in the home.
A#7
Late nights all alone with a test tube.
D#A#
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
D#C7
Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine,
Fm
Calls her on the phone.
A#7
"Can I take you out to the pictures,
D#A#
Jo, oa, oa, an?"
F7
But as sheʼs getting ready to go,
A#7
A knock comes on the door.
D#
Bang! Bang! Maxwellʼs silver hammer
F7
Came down upon her head.
A#7
Clang! Clang! Maxwellʼs silver hammer
FmA#7D#
Made sure that she was dead.
D#C7
Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again.
Fm
Teacher gets annoyed.
A#7
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant
D#A#
Sce, E, E, ene,
D#F7
She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away,
Fm
So he waits behind
A#7
Writing fifty times "I must not be
D#A#
So, o, o, o.."
F7
But when she turns her back on the boy,
A#7
He creeps up from behind.
D#
Bang! Bang! Maxwellʼs silver hammer
F7
Came down upon her head.
A#7
Clang! Clang! Maxwellʼs silver hammer
FmA#7D#
Made sure that she was dead.
D#C7
P. C Thirty-one said, "We caught a dirty one."
Fm
Maxwell stands alone
A#7
Painting testimonial pictures.
D#A#
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
D#C7
Rose and Valerie, screaming from the gallery
Fm
Say he must go free
A#7
The judge does not agree and he tells them
D#A#
So, o, o, o.
F7
But as the words are leaving his lips,
A#7
A noise comes from behind.
D#
Bang! Bang! Maxwellʼs silver hammer
F7
Came down upon his head.
A#7
Clang! Clang! Maxwellʼs silver hammer
FmA#7D#
Made sure that he was dead.