Intro: A#G#
Verse:
A#
Drivinʼ on the right-side road
G#
He says Iʼm pretty wearinʼ his clothes
A#
And heʼs got hands that make Hell seem cold
G#A#
Feet on the dashboard, heʼs like a poem I wish I wrote
I wish I wrote
Chorus:
D#G#
And he laughs at all my jokes
A#D#
And he says Iʼm so American
G#D#
Oh, God, itʼs just not fair of him
A#Cm
To make me feel this much
D#G#
Iʼd Go anywhere he goes
A#D#
And he says Iʼm so American
G#D#
Oh, God, Iʼm gonna marry him
A#Cm
If he keeps this **** up
G#G#m
I might just be in lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-love
Verse:
A#
God, Iʼm so boring and Iʼm so rude
G#A#
Canʼt have a conversation if itʼs not all about you
The way you dress and the books you read
G#A#
I really love my bed, but, man, itʼs hard to sleep when heʼs with me
When heʼs with me
Chorus:
D#G#
And he laughs at all my jokes
A#D#
And he says Iʼm so American
G#D#
Oh, God, itʼs just not fair of him
A#Cm
To make me feel this much
D#G#
Iʼd Go anywhere he goes
A#D#
And he says Iʼm so American
G#D#
Oh, God, Iʼm gonna marry him
A#Cm
If he keeps this **** up
G#G#m
I might just be in lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-love
Bridge:
CmG#D#
I apologize if itʼs a little too much, just a little too soon
CmG#D#
But if the conversation ever were to come up
CmG#
I donʼt wanna assume this stuff..
D#
But ainʼt it wrong?
A#
I think Iʼm in love
Chorus:
D#G#
And he laughs at all my jokes
A#D#
And he says Iʼm so American
G#D#
Oh, God, itʼs just not fair of him
A#Cm
To make me feel this much
D#G#
Iʼd Go anywhere he goes
A#D#
And he says Iʼm so American
G#D#
Oh, God, Iʼm gonna marry him
A#Cm
If he keeps this **** up
G#G#m
I might just be in lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-love
Outro:
(Okay, come on, ah) Stop it, ah
