C# Driving down the interstate Running thirty minutes late G#7 Singing Margaritaville and minding my own Some foreign car driver with the road rage attitude C# Pulled up beside me talking on his cell phone F# C# He started yelling at me like I did something wrong F# G# He flipped me the bird anʼ then he was gone F# Some beach C# Somewhere G#7 C# Thereʼs a big umbrella casting shade over an empty chair F# Palm trees are growing and a warm breeze is blowing C# I picture myself sitting there G# C# On Some beach, somewhere I circled the parking lot trying to find a spot G#7 Just big enough I could park my old truck A man with a big cigar was getting into his car C# I stopped and I waited for him to back up F# C# From out of no where a Mercedes Benz F# G# Came cruising up and whipped right in F# Some beach C# Somewhere G#7 C# Thereʼs no where to Go and you got all day to get there F# Thereʼs cold margaritas and hot C# Senoritas smiling with long dark hair G# On some beach C# Somewhere D#7 G# I sit in that waiting room It seemed like all afternoon C# The nurse finally said that docʼs ready for you G# She said you wonʼt feel a thing weʼll give you some Novocain C# That tooth will be fine in a minute or two F# C# But he stuck that needle down deep in my gums F# G# And he started drilling before I was numb F# Some beach C# Somewhere G#7 Thereʼs a beautiful sunset burning up the atmosphere F# Thereʼs music and dancing and lovers romancing C# In the soft evening air G# On Some beach C# Somewhere G# C# On Some beach, somewhere