Verse: E B Do you have the time C# G# To listen to me whine A E B About nothing and everything all at once E B I am one of those C# G# Melodramatic fools A E B Neurotic to the bone no doubt about it Chorus: A B E Sometimes I give myself the creeps A B E Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me A B It all keeps adding up E D C# I think Iʼm cracking up A B Am I just paranoid? E Iʼm just stoned Instrumental: E B C# A x2 Verse: E B I went to a shrink C# G# To analyze my dreams A E B She says itʼs lack of sex thatʼs bringing me down E B I went to a whore C# G# He said my life is a bore A E B And quit my whining ʼcause itʼs bringing her down Chorus: A B E Sometimes I give myself the creeps A B E Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me A B It all keeps adding up E D C# I think Iʼm cracking up A B Am I just paranoid? E Iʼm just stoned Instrumental: E B C# A x4 Bridge: A B Grasping to control So you better hold on Verse: E B Do you have the time C# G# To listen to me whine A E B About nothing and everything all at once E B I am one of those C# G# Melodramatic fools A E B Neurotic to the bone no doubt about it Chorus: A B E Sometimes I give myself the creeps A B E Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me A B It all keeps adding up E D C# I think Iʼm cracking up A B Am I just paranoid? E Iʼm just stoned Outro: E C# E C# A E B x4 A E B
