Big Bang Theory - Barenaked Ladies, ukulele chords

Published: 2020-10-25 16:56
Selection chords: Ethan Cooper

B     C#         F#  C#   D#m
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
        B           C#      F#      C#     D#m
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
   B         C#
The Earth began to cool,
   F#       C#     D#m
The autotrophs began to drool,
     B         C#
Neanderthals developed tools,
       F#       C#     D#m
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
B         C#     F#      C#   D#m
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
   B       C#        F#
That all started with the big bang!

       B     C#         F#  C#   D#m
"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
      B       C#         F#        C#     D#m
As every galaxy was formed in less time
than it takes to sing this song.
 B         C#         F#     C#   D#m
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
   B          C#
The bipeds stood up straight,
   F#         C#     D#m
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
         B            C#
They tried to leap but they were late
         F#       C#       D#m
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
   B       C#
The oceans and pangea
     F#         C# D#m
See ya, wouldnʼt wanna be ya
     B         C#     F#
Set in motion by the same big bang!
     B           C#    G#
It all started with the big BANG!

C#     F#         D#m         G#
Itʼs expanding ever outward but one day
C#     F#            D#m        G#
It will cause the stars to Go the other way,
G#       C#                D#m          G#
Collapsing ever inward, we wonʼt be here, it wont be hurt
G#        C#           D#m            G#       B
Our best and brightest figure that itʼll make an even bigger bang!

B C# F# C# D#m
B C# F# C# B F#

B     C#         F#       C#        D#m
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
B            C#              F#       C#      D#m
Debating out while here theyʼre catching deer
(weʼre catching viruses)
B       C#       F#     C#   D#m
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
  B       C#     F#
It all started with the big bang!
 B     C#       F#     C#   D#m
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
  B       C#     F#
It all started with the big bang!
  B       C#     F#
It all started with the big BANG!