Verse: A# G# Christmas celebration Gm G# all around the nation A# wonʼt you stay with me tonight G# cuz iʼm running out of fight Gm G# and the pagentry is such a bore A# G# carollers are singing Gm G# registers ka-chinging A# and the presents are in place G# but iʼd rather eat some mace Gm G# ʼcause that egg nog always make me sick Chorus: F7 Gm You know how the story goes F7 Gm youʼve seen it all before F7 Gm that man is so obese that F# canʼt get out the door Verse: A# G# Christmas to perfection Gm G# iʼm begging for some action A# and the ringing in my ears G# is the sound of christmas cheer Gm G# ʼcause theyʼve knocked me screaming overboard Chorus: You know how the story goes youʼve seen it all before that man is so obese that canʼt get out the door You know how the story goes youʼve seen it all before that man is so obese that canʼt get out the door Verse: Christmas celebration all around the nation wonʼt you stay with me tonight cuz iʼm running out of fight and the pagentry is such a bore Outro: A# G# The pagentry is such a bore Gm G# the pagentry is such a bore A# G# the pagentry is such a bore Gm G# the pagentry is such a bore
