Chorus: F# D#7 C# G e d F# D#7 C# Because you couldnʼt pull cʼs F# D#7 C# To get a good job youʼll need F# D#7 C# youʼre g e d G# Aʼs where hard to come by A# bʼs where just the same B cʼs I never saw them C# dʼs required a brain D#7 fʼs they wherenʼt a problem E threw all time thick and thin F# The only problem now is E D#7 the job that I am in N.C. So Iʼm getting my!! Chorus. F# Gee itʼs nice be here E Fucking up at School D#7 Trying to screw the teacher C# Pretending that Iʼm cool B Yes Iʼm 45 now A# school just seems insane G# but if I donʼt get my GED A# B I will blow out my brain N.C. Please lord give me my!! Chorus.