Intro: A# A#7 D# D#m A# F7 D# A# A# Itʼs nine oʼclock A#7 Iʼm getting tired D# Iʼm sick of all my records D#m A# And the clothes Iʼve bought today F7 Am I cracking up? D# A# Or just getting older? A# Iʼm staying in A#7 I canʼt be bothered D# Making conversation D#m A# With the friends that I donʼt know F7 Am I cracking up? D# A# Or just getting older? A# A#7 D# D#m A# F7 D# A# A# D# And I bet that this is how life D# A# Turns out when youʼre finally grown up A# D# And you know if this is my life D# A# Iʼll sit around all day and moan A# Iʼm half-way up A#7 To the bottom D# Of another bottle of D#m My next best favourite friend F7 Am I cracking up? D# A# Or just getting older? F7 D# A# Youʼre not cracking up, youʼre just getting older F7 D# A# Weʼre not cracking up, weʼre just getting older F7 D# A# Weʼre not cracking up, weʼre just getting older