Intro: E B C#m B A B E Verse: F#m B When are you gonna come down E A When are you going to land F#m B I should have stayed on the farm, should have E E listened to my old man F#m B You know you canʼt hold me forever E A I didnʼt sign up with you D B Iʼm not a present for your friends to open E E This boyʼs too young to be singing the C D G C C B7 blues... Ah...... Ah.... Chorus: E G#7 So Goodbye yellow brick road A E where the dogs of society howl C#7 F#m You canʼt plant me in your penthouse B E Iʼm going back to my plow C#m G# Back to the howling old owl in the woods A C Hunting the horny black toad C D E B C#m E ... Oh Iʼve finally decided my future lies A B Beyond the yellow brick C D G C C B E road... Ah..... Ah...... Verse: What do you think youʼll do then? I bet to shoot down your plane Itʼll take you a couple of vodka and tonics to set you on your feet again Maybe youʼll get a replacement Thereʼs plenty like me to be found Mongrels who ainʼt got a penny Sniffing for titbits like you on the ground... Ah.... Ah.... Chorus.