C Em Itʼs happy hour again F G I think I might be happy if I wasnʼt out with them C Em And theyʼre happy, itʼs a lovely place to be F G C Happy that the bar is where the barman is a she C Where the haircuts smile And the meaning of style G Is a night out with the boss C Where you win or you lose And itʼs them who choose G And if you donʼt win then youʼve lost. C What a good place to be Em Donʼt believe it F ʼCause they speak a different language G C And itʼs never really happened to me Em Donʼt believe it F ʼCause they speak a different language G C Em F G And itʼs never been happy to me. C Em Itʼs another night out with the boss F G Following in footsteps overgrown in moss C Em And they tell me that women grow on trees F G C And if you catch them right they will land upon their knees C Where they open all their wallets And they close all their minds G And they love to buy you all a drink C And then we ask all the questions And you take all your clothes off G And go back to the kitchen sink C What a good place to be Em Donʼt believe it F ʼCause they speak a different language G C And itʼs never really happened to me Em Donʼt believe it F ʼCause they speak a different language G C Em F G And itʼs never been happy to me.