A#maj7 Gm Cm D# I was handed down the looks of a man with a broken nose A#maj7 Gm Cm D# Thatʼs the way our family was I suppose A#maj7 Gm Cm D# But at least you gave me deeply profound A#maj7 Gm Cm D# As we lay and chattered late upon the cricket ground F7 D# You didnʼd have to love me A# F7 Where others got rid F7 D# You didnʼt have to treat me like a very good friend A# Cm But Iʼm glad you did D# F7 Iʼm glad that you did A# Gm One thing I never said to you A# Gm And one thing I never can A# Gm Amongst the false applause and the deafening cheers A# Cm D# Iʼm you No. 1 fan A#maj7 Iʼm you No. 1 fan A#maj7 Gm Cm D# Iʼm the richly blessed daughter of a mother with tatooed arms A#maj7 Gm Cm D# Thatʼs the way my family life, life was charmed A#maj7 Gm Cm D# But at least it gave me a mental grace A#maj7 Gm Cm D# And a thought at the pit of my mind and a smile on my face F7 D# You didnʼt have to listen A# F7 To a word that Iʼd said F7 D# You didnʼt have to tell me all those silly old jokes A# Cm D# For every tear that I shed F7 Every tear that I shed A# Gm ʼCos one thing I never said to you A# Gm And one thing I never can A# Gm Amongst the false applause and the deafening cheers A# Cm D# Iʼm you No. 1 fan A#maj7 Iʼm you No. 1 fan A#maj7 Gm Cm D# I was handed down a bike with a crooked old wheel A#maj7 Gm Cm D# But I rode it on a million lanes the way that you made me feel A#maj7 Gm Cm D# But at least we thought about it so long and so hard A#maj7 Gm Cm D# As we sat upon our mother in the graveyard F7 D# And you donʼt have to listen A# F7 To a word in this song F7 D# You picture hangs the same and in the same old place A# Cm D# Even though that youʼve gone F7 Even though that youʼve gone A# Gm ʼCos one thing I never said to you A# Gm And one thing I never can A# Gm Amongst the false applause and the deafening cheers A# Cm D# Iʼm you No. 1 fan A#maj7 Iʼm you No. 1 fan