A#m F I am the biggest hypocrite G# D#7 Iʼve been undeniably jealous A#m F I have been loud and pretentious G# D#7 I have been utterly threatened A#m F Iʼve gotten candy for my self-interest G# D#7 the sexy treadmill capitalist A#m F heaven forbid I be criticized A#m heaven forbid I be ignored Chorus: F# F D#m C# I have abused my power forgive me F# F A#m you mean we actually are all one G# F C# one one one A#m G# F C# one one one one Iʼve been out of reach and separatist heaven forbid average (whatever average means) I have compensated for my days of powerlessness I have abused my so-called power forgive me you mean we actually are all one one one one one one one one did you just call her amazing? surely we both canʼt be amazing! and give up my hard earned status as fabulous freak of nature? I have abused my power forgive me you mean we actually are all one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one always looked good on paper sounded good in theory