F# A#7 Dennis is a menace with his ʼanyone for tennis?ʼ D#m F#7 and beseeching me to come and keep the score. B Bm And Maud say ʼOh Lord, Iʼm so terribly bored. F# D#m G#7 C#7 I really canʼt stand it anymore.ʼ F# A#7 Iʼm going out to dinner with a gorgeous singer D#m F#7 to a little place I found down by the quay B Bm her name is Patricia, she calls herself Delicia F# D#m G#7 and the reason isnʼt very hard to see. C#7 F# A#7 She says ʼGod made her a sinner just to keep fat man thinner D#m F#7 as they tumble down in heaps before her feet. B Bm They hang around in groups like battle weary troops F# D#m G#7 one can often see them queue right down the street. C#7 B A#7 You see Patricia (or Delicia) not only is a singer D#m G#7 C#7 she also removes all her clothing for B C# F# B F# Patricia is the best stripper in town. F# C#7 F# D#7 And with a swing of her hips she started to strip G#m C#7 to tremendous applause she took of her drawers F# D#7 and with a lick of her lips she undid all her clips D#m C# and threw it all in the air - evʼrybody stared B A#7 and as the last piece of clothing fell on the floor F# D#7 the police were banging on the door G#m C# F# B on a saturday night in nineteen-twentyfour. F# C#7 Take it away boys. C#7 F# A#7 But poor Patricia was arrested and everyone detested D#m F#7 the manner in which she was exposed B Bm later on in court well everybody thought F# D#m G#7 a summer run in jail would be proposed. C#7 B A#7 But the judge said ʼPatricia, or may I say Delicia, D#m G#7 C#7 the facts of this case lie before me case dismissed B C# F# B F# this girl was in her working clothes. And with a swing of her hips... B A#7 and as the last piece of clothing fell on the floor F# D#7 the police were yelling at the door G#m C#7 F# F#7 D#7 on a saturday night in nineteen-twentyfour - G#m7 C#7 F# F#7 B Bm C#7 on a saturday night in nineteen-twentyfour. F#7 Oh yeah.
