E G#7 Dennis is a menace with his ʼanyone for tennis?ʼ C#m E7 and beseeching me to come and keep the score. A Am And Maud say ʼOh Lord, Iʼm so terribly bored. E C#m F#7 B7 I really canʼt stand it anymore.ʼ E G#7 Iʼm going out to dinner with a gorgeous singer C#m E7 to a little place I found down by the quay A Am her name is Patricia, she calls herself Delicia E C#m F#7 and the reason isnʼt very hard to see. B7 E G#7 She says ʼGod made her a sinner just to keep fat man thinner C#m E7 as they tumble down in heaps before her feet. A Am They hang around in groups like battle weary troops E C#m F#7 one can often see them queue right down the street. B7 A G#7 You see Patricia (or Delicia) not only is a singer C#m F#7 B7 she also removes all her clothing for A B E A E Patricia is the best stripper in town. E B7 E C#7 And with a swing of her hips she started to strip F#m B7 to tremendous applause she took of her drawers E C#7 and with a lick of her lips she undid all her clips C#m B and threw it all in the air - evʼrybody stared A G#7 and as the last piece of clothing fell on the floor E C#7 the police were banging on the door F#m B E A on a saturday night in nineteen-twentyfour. E B7 Take it away boys. B7 E G#7 But poor Patricia was arrested and everyone detested C#m E7 the manner in which she was exposed A Am later on in court well everybody thought E C#m F#7 a summer run in jail would be proposed. B7 A G#7 But the judge said ʼPatricia, or may I say Delicia, C#m F#7 B7 the facts of this case lie before me case dismissed A B E A E this girl was in her working clothes. And with a swing of her hips... A G#7 and as the last piece of clothing fell on the floor E C#7 the police were yelling at the door F#m B7 E E7 C#7 on a saturday night in nineteen-twentyfour - F#m7 B7 E E7 A Am B7 on a saturday night in nineteen-twentyfour. E7 Oh yeah.
