B Driving down the interstate Running thirty minutes late F#7 Singing Margaritaville and minding my own Some foreign car driver with the road rage attitude B Pulled up beside me talking on his cell phone E B He started yelling at me like I did something wrong E F# He flipped me the bird anʼ then he was gone E Some beach B Somewhere F#7 B Thereʼs a big umbrella casting shade over an empty chair E Palm trees are growing and a warm breeze is blowing B I picture myself sitting there F# B On Some beach, somewhere I circled the parking lot trying to find a spot F#7 Just big enough I could park my old truck A man with a big cigar was getting into his car B I stopped and I waited for him to back up E B From out of no where a Mercedes Benz E F# Came cruising up and whipped right in E Some beach B Somewhere F#7 B Thereʼs no where to Go and you got all day to get there E Thereʼs cold margaritas and hot B Senoritas smiling with long dark hair F# On some beach B Somewhere C#7 F# I sit in that waiting room It seemed like all afternoon B The nurse finally said that docʼs ready for you F# She said you wonʼt feel a thing weʼll give you some Novocain B That tooth will be fine in a minute or two E B But he stuck that needle down deep in my gums E F# And he started drilling before I was numb E Some beach B Somewhere F#7 Thereʼs a beautiful sunset burning up the atmosphere E Thereʼs music and dancing and lovers romancing B In the soft evening air F# On Some beach B Somewhere F# B On Some beach, somewhere