Chorus:
CGF7
Today I don’t feel like doing anything.
CGF7
I just want to lay in my bed.
CG
Don’t feel like picking up my phone,
F7
So leave a message at the tone,
CEF7
’Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything.
CG
Oh, I’m gonna kick my feet up, than stare at the fan,
F7
Turn the TV on, throw my hands in my pants,
CGF7
Nobody’s gon’ tell me I can’t.
CG
Naw1, I’ll be lounging on the couch, just chillin’ in my Snuggie,
F7
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie,
CGF7
’Cause in my castle I’m the frickin’ man.
F7DmEmF7G
Ooh, yes, I said it, I said it, I said it ’cause I can.
Chorus:
CGF7
Today I don’t feel like doing anything.
CGF7
I just want to lay in my bed.
CG
Don’t feel like picking up my phone,
F7
So leave a message at the tone,
CEF7
’Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything.
C
Nothing at all.
GF7
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, hoo.
C
Nothing at all.
GF7
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, hoo.
CG
Tomorrow I’ll wake up, do some P-Ninety-X,
F7
Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex,
CG
And she’s gonna scream out, “This is great!”
G
(Oh, my god, this is great!)
CG
Yeah, I might mess around and get my college degree.
F7
I bet my old man will be so proud of me.
CGF7
Well sorry, Pops, you’ll just have to wait.
F7DmEmF7G
Oh, yes, I said it, I said it, I said it ’cause I can.
Chorus:
CGF7
Today I don’t feel like doing anything.
CGF7
I just want to lay in my bed.
CG
Don’t feel like picking up my phone,
F7
So leave a message at the tone,
CEF7
’Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything.
DmG
No, I ain’t gonna comb my hair,
Am7
’Cause I ain’t goin’ anywhere,
DmGAm7
No, no, no, no, no, no, no-no-no, no.
DmG
I’ll just strut in my birthday suit
Am7
And let ev’rything hang loose.
DmGAm7
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah, yeah.
Chorus:
CGF7
Oooh, today I don’t feel like doing anything.
CGF7
I just want to lay in my bed.
CG
Don’t feel like picking up my phone,
F7
So leave a message at the tone,
CEF7
’Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything.
GF7
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, hoo.
C
Nothing at all.
GF7
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, hoo.