Chorus:
A#FD#7
Today I don’t feel like doing anything.
A#FD#7
I just want to lay in my bed.
A#F
Don’t feel like picking up my phone,
D#7
So leave a message at the tone,
A#DD#7
’Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything.
A#F
Oh, I’m gonna kick my feet up, than stare at the fan,
D#7
Turn the TV on, throw my hands in my pants,
A#FD#7
Nobody’s gon’ tell me I can’t.
A#F
Naw1, I’ll be lounging on the couch, just chillin’ in my Snuggie,
D#7
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie,
A#FD#7
’Cause in my castle I’m the frickin’ man.
D#7CmDmD#7F
Ooh, yes, I said it, I said it, I said it ’cause I can.
Chorus:
A#FD#7
Today I don’t feel like doing anything.
A#FD#7
I just want to lay in my bed.
A#F
Don’t feel like picking up my phone,
D#7
So leave a message at the tone,
A#DD#7
’Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything.
A#
Nothing at all.
FD#7
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, hoo.
A#
Nothing at all.
FD#7
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, hoo.
A#F
Tomorrow I’ll wake up, do some P-Ninety-X,
D#7
Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex,
A#F
And she’s gonna scream out, “This is great!”
F
(Oh, my god, this is great!)
A#F
Yeah, I might mess around and get my college degree.
D#7
I bet my old man will be so proud of me.
A#FD#7
Well sorry, Pops, you’ll just have to wait.
D#7CmDmD#7F
Oh, yes, I said it, I said it, I said it ’cause I can.
Chorus:
A#FD#7
Today I don’t feel like doing anything.
A#FD#7
I just want to lay in my bed.
A#F
Don’t feel like picking up my phone,
D#7
So leave a message at the tone,
A#DD#7
’Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything.
CmF
No, I ain’t gonna comb my hair,
Gm7
’Cause I ain’t goin’ anywhere,
CmFGm7
No, no, no, no, no, no, no-no-no, no.
CmF
I’ll just strut in my birthday suit
Gm7
And let ev’rything hang loose.
CmFGm7
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah, yeah.
Chorus:
A#FD#7
Oooh, today I don’t feel like doing anything.
A#FD#7
I just want to lay in my bed.
A#F
Don’t feel like picking up my phone,
D#7
So leave a message at the tone,
A#DD#7
’Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything.
FD#7
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, hoo.
A#
Nothing at all.
FD#7
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, hoo.