Verse: A# Gm D# How Do I get close to you? Cm A# Gm Cm D# Even if you donʼt notice as I admire you on the subway A# Gm D# When itʼs dark outside your house Cm A# You wonʼt let anybody out Gm Cm D# And keep a padlock on the door, well Pre-chorus: D# One more cocktail F D# Cm And Iʼm on your trail Chorus: A# D# If I should fall D# A# Act as though it never happened A# D# I will retreat D# A# And sit inside so very quietly A# D# D# A# x2 Verse: A# Gm D# How Do I grow old with you? Cm A# Gm Cm D# Even if you donʼt notice as I pass by you on the sidewalk A# Gm D# When itʼs dark outside your house Cm A# You wonʼt let anybody out Gm Cm D# Youʼre keeping a dead girl in the closet Pre-chorus: D# One more cocktail F D# Is it a good time? Cm Or is it highly inappropriate Chorus: A# D# If I should fall D# A# Act as though it never happened A# D# I will retreat D# A# And then Go back to university A# D# If I should fall D# A# Act as though it never happened A# D# I will retreat D# A# And sit inside so very quietly D# Cm D# Cm I wonʼt waste a D# Cm D# Cm I wonʼt waste a D# Cm D# F I wonʼt waste a Chorus: A# D# If I should fall A# Act as though it never happened A# D# I will retreat A# And sit inside so very quietly A# D# If I should fall D# A# Act as though it never happened A# D# I will retreat D# A# And then Go back to university A# D# D# A# x4