Verse: G# Fm C# How Do I get close to you? A#m G# Fm A#m C# Even if you donʼt notice as I admire you on the subway G# Fm C# When itʼs dark outside your house A#m G# You wonʼt let anybody out Fm A#m C# And keep a padlock on the door, well Pre-chorus: C# One more cocktail D# C# A#m And Iʼm on your trail Chorus: G# C# If I should fall C# G# Act as though it never happened G# C# I will retreat C# G# And sit inside so very quietly G# C# C# G# x2 Verse: G# Fm C# How Do I grow old with you? A#m G# Fm A#m C# Even if you donʼt notice as I pass by you on the sidewalk G# Fm C# When itʼs dark outside your house A#m G# You wonʼt let anybody out Fm A#m C# Youʼre keeping a dead girl in the closet Pre-chorus: C# One more cocktail D# C# Is it a good time? A#m Or is it highly inappropriate Chorus: G# C# If I should fall C# G# Act as though it never happened G# C# I will retreat C# G# And then Go back to university G# C# If I should fall C# G# Act as though it never happened G# C# I will retreat C# G# And sit inside so very quietly C# A#m C# A#m I wonʼt waste a C# A#m C# A#m I wonʼt waste a C# A#m C# D# I wonʼt waste a Chorus: G# C# If I should fall G# Act as though it never happened G# C# I will retreat G# And sit inside so very quietly G# C# If I should fall C# G# Act as though it never happened G# C# I will retreat C# G# And then Go back to university G# C# C# G# x4