Intro: E5 C#5 G#5 B5 x2 Verse: E5 Caught you G#5 Sniffing my boxers E5 Who the fuck does that C#5 G#5 At Red Lobster? E5 Creepy G#5 Like when Tom Cruise laughs E5 Thatʼs how your finger C#5 G#5 Felt in my ass Chorus: B5 E5 Iʼm gonna come to your house on the back of a horse with B5 A bunch of villagers carrying torches E5 C#5 G#5 Most of whom dislike monsters like you, girl E5 C#5 G#5 B5 x2 Verse: E5 The way G#5 Your kisses tasted E5 Skeeve me the hell out C#5 G#5 Like shitting naked E5 Why would G#5 I wanna stay friends? E5 Rather get raped by C#5 G#5 Clowns again Chorus: B5 E5 Iʼm gonna come to your house on the back of a horse with B5 A bunch of villagers carrying torches E5 C#5 G#5 Most of whom dislike monsters like you, girl F#5 E5 Iʼm gonna come to your house on the back of a horse with B5 A bunch of villagers carrying torches E5 C#5 G#5 B5 Most of whom dislike monsters like you, girl E5 B5 E5 C#5 G#5 B5 E5 B5 E5 C#5 G#5 B5 Outro: B5 E5 I rub the lotion on the skin B5 Or else I get the hose again E5 C#5 I rub the lotion on the skin G#5 B5 Or else I get the hose again E5 I rub the lotion on the skin B5 Or else I get the hose again E5 C#5 I rub the lotion on the skin G#5 B5 Or else I get the hose again E5 I rub the lotion on the skin B5 Or else I get the hose again E5 C#5 I rub the lotion on the skin G#5 B5 Or else I get the hose again E5 I rub the lotion on the skin B5 Or else I get the hose again E5 C#5 I rub the lotion on the skin G#5 B5 Or else I get the hose again
