Intro: B C# F# G# Verse: B C# F# G# Once a year my friend puts on a red suit B C# F# G# and hangs around with me and my wife B C# D#m but lately Iʼve been feeling jealous E F# each time she climbs on his knee B C# F# G# And she stands beneath the mistletoe screaming B C# F# G# for him to stand beneath the mistletoe screaming B C# D#m now I canʼt help but feeling jealous E F# each time she climbs on his knee E F# why must she climb on his knee Chorus: B C# F# I saw my baby wearing Santaʼs beard B C# F# she kissed him once and whispered in his ear B C# F# I saw my baby wearing Santaʼs beard G#m E I wish he would go heʼs breaking up my home B C# F# G# Verse: She always had this twisted side to her but sheʼd never drag my name around town but lately sheʼs been humming cheating songs and I donʼt like that fat guy around no I donʼt like that fat guy around Chorus: I saw my baby wearing Santaʼs beard she kissed him once and whispered in his ear I saw my baby wearing Santaʼs beard I wish he would go heʼs breaking up my home I saw my baby wearing Santaʼs beard Thrilling (Thrilling) Christmas (Christmas) Trembling fear I saw my baby wearing Santaʼs beard I wish he would go heʼs breaking up my home Coda: B C# F# G#