Fm The King of Araby is coming home today Fm Itʼs bumper touching bumper on the motorway G# A# C# The sun is in the sky just now C Fm But the road is grey Fm They drive in Winnebagos from the Everglades Fm Pulled over by the troopers in the mirror shades G# A# The Caravan is sorry C# A#m C The driver has a twenty and change D# And weʼre leaving all the road for dead A#m Weʼre getting tired of the twists and turns D# You gotta go when human nature calls C# C Weʼre driving, weʼre driving Fm Through the valley of malls Fm And God forgive the passengers if we should fail Fm To find a penny fountain of a half-off sale G# A# I need a merchant C# C Fm Iʼve just started searching for a Holy Grail Fm Fighting for the freedom from a common bond Fm To be a barracuda in the guppy pond G# A# C# A#m C So little time for so many things to try on D# And weʼre leaving all the road for dead A#m Weʼre getting tired of the twists and turns D# You gotta go when human nature calls C# C Weʼre driving, weʼre driving Fm Through the valley of malls Fm Through the valley of malls...