D#m The King of Araby is coming home today D#m Itʼs bumper touching bumper on the motorway F# G# B The sun is in the sky just now A# D#m But the road is grey D#m They drive in Winnebagos from the Everglades D#m Pulled over by the troopers in the mirror shades F# G# The Caravan is sorry B G#m A# The driver has a twenty and change C# And weʼre leaving all the road for dead G#m Weʼre getting tired of the twists and turns C# You gotta go when human nature calls B A# Weʼre driving, weʼre driving D#m Through the valley of malls D#m And God forgive the passengers if we should fail D#m To find a penny fountain of a half-off sale F# G# I need a merchant B A# D#m Iʼve just started searching for a Holy Grail D#m Fighting for the freedom from a common bond D#m To be a barracuda in the guppy pond F# G# B G#m A# So little time for so many things to try on C# And weʼre leaving all the road for dead G#m Weʼre getting tired of the twists and turns C# You gotta go when human nature calls B A# Weʼre driving, weʼre driving D#m Through the valley of malls D#m Through the valley of malls...