Verse:
FmA#
Okay, I went to France to get some new pants
FmA#
I went to Greece to get something to eat
FmA#
Iʼm hard to please, I punched the referee
FmA#
I bruised my knees, Iʼm pissing in the breeze
FmA#
Okay, I saw the beach, I bought a tee
FmA#
Itʼs hot as deez, itʼs one hundred degrees
FmA#
Apply the lotion, Iʼll swim in the ocean
FmA#
There was a commotion, Iʼm sinking, Iʼm floating with-
C#D#
And the TVʼs tuned to cable
Fm
And Iʼm sleeping when Iʼm able
C#D#
But the TVʼs on so loud it hurts my brain
FmG#
Brain-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
C#D#
And the TVʼs tuned to cable
Fm
And Iʼm sleeping when Iʼm able
C#D#
But the TVʼs on so loud it hurts my brain
FmG#
Brain-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
Ooh
Chorus:
FmA#
Doritos and Fritos
FmA#
Doritos and Fritos
FmA#
Doritos and Fritos
FmA#
Doritos and Fritos
Verse:
FmA#
Cheetos, Doritos and Fritos, mosquitos
FmA#
Iʼm eating burritos with Danny Devito
FmA#
Jeez Louise, Iʼm weak in the knees
FmA#
Iʼm joining the circus, Iʼm going berserk-us
FmA#
At "7-Eleven" Iʼm drinking a beverage
FmA#
Iʼm lying to strangers, Iʼm looking for danger
FmA#
Iʼm chewing bazooka, Iʼm swimming to Cuba
FmA#
Donʼt look at Medusa, sheʼll turn you to stone
FmA#
Okay, I went to France to get some new pants
FmA#
I went to Greece to get something to eat
FmA#
He said, "Shit all we gotʼs Doritos and Fritos"
A#
I said, "Then give me all of those fucking Doritos and Fritos"
C#D#
And the TVʼs tuned to cable
Fm
And Iʼm sleeping when Iʼm able
C#D#
But the TVʼs on so loud it hurts my brain
FmG#
Brain-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
C#D#
And the TVʼs tuned to cable
Fm
And Iʼm sleeping when Iʼm able
C#D#
But the TVʼs on so loud it hurts my brain
FmG#
Brain-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
Chorus:
FmA#
Doritos and Fritos
FmA#
Doritos and Fritos
FmA#
Doritos and Fritos
FmA#
Doritos and Fritos
FmA#
Doritos and Fritos
FmA#
Doritos and Fritos
FmA#
Doritos and Fritos
FmA#
Doritos and Fritos
Stop