Verse:
D#mG#
Okay, I went to France to get some new pants
D#mG#
I went to Greece to get something to eat
D#mG#
Iʼm hard to please, I punched the referee
D#mG#
I bruised my knees, Iʼm pissing in the breeze
D#mG#
Okay, I saw the beach, I bought a tee
D#mG#
Itʼs hot as deez, itʼs one hundred degrees
D#mG#
Apply the lotion, Iʼll swim in the ocean
D#mG#
There was a commotion, Iʼm sinking, Iʼm floating with-
BC#
And the TVʼs tuned to cable
D#m
And Iʼm sleeping when Iʼm able
BC#
But the TVʼs on so loud it hurts my brain
D#mF#
Brain-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
BC#
And the TVʼs tuned to cable
D#m
And Iʼm sleeping when Iʼm able
BC#
But the TVʼs on so loud it hurts my brain
D#mF#
Brain-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
Ooh
Chorus:
D#mG#
Doritos and Fritos
D#mG#
Doritos and Fritos
D#mG#
Doritos and Fritos
D#mG#
Doritos and Fritos
Verse:
D#mG#
Cheetos, Doritos and Fritos, mosquitos
D#mG#
Iʼm eating burritos with Danny Devito
D#mG#
Jeez Louise, Iʼm weak in the knees
D#mG#
Iʼm joining the circus, Iʼm going berserk-us
D#mG#
At "7-Eleven" Iʼm drinking a beverage
D#mG#
Iʼm lying to strangers, Iʼm looking for danger
D#mG#
Iʼm chewing bazooka, Iʼm swimming to Cuba
D#mG#
Donʼt look at Medusa, sheʼll turn you to stone
D#mG#
Okay, I went to France to get some new pants
D#mG#
I went to Greece to get something to eat
D#mG#
He said, "Shit all we gotʼs Doritos and Fritos"
G#
I said, "Then give me all of those fucking Doritos and Fritos"
BC#
And the TVʼs tuned to cable
D#m
And Iʼm sleeping when Iʼm able
BC#
But the TVʼs on so loud it hurts my brain
D#mF#
Brain-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
BC#
And the TVʼs tuned to cable
D#m
And Iʼm sleeping when Iʼm able
BC#
But the TVʼs on so loud it hurts my brain
D#mF#
Brain-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
Chorus:
D#mG#
Doritos and Fritos
D#mG#
Doritos and Fritos
D#mG#
Doritos and Fritos
D#mG#
Doritos and Fritos
D#mG#
Doritos and Fritos
D#mG#
Doritos and Fritos
D#mG#
Doritos and Fritos
D#mG#
Doritos and Fritos
Stop