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Photographs of fancy tricks
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to get your kicks at sixty-six.
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He thinks of all the lips he licks
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and all the girls that heʼs gonna fix.
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She gave a little flirt, gave herself a little cuddle,
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But thereʼs no place here for the miniskirt waddle.
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Capital punishment, sheʼs last yearʼs model.
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They call her Natasha, but she looks like Elsie.
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I donʼt want to go to Chelsea.
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Oh no, it does not move me,
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Even though Iʼve seen the movie,
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I donʼt want to check your pulse.
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I donʼt want nobody else.
G#D#F
I donʼt want to go to Chelsea.
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Everybodyʼs got new orders. Be a nice girl and kiss the warders.
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Now the teacher is away, all the kids begin to play.
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Men come screaming, dressed in white coats,
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Shake you very gently by the throat.
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Oneʼs named Gus, oneʼs named Alfie.
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I donʼt want to go to Chelsea.
G#D#G#D#
Oh, no, it does not move me,
G#D#G#D#
Even though Iʼve seen the movie.
G#D#G#D#
I donʼt want to check your pulse.
G#D#G#D#
I donʼt want nobody else.
G#D#F
I donʼt want to go to Chelsea.
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