Verse:
F#BF#
Was any of it true
F#BF#
Gazing at me, starry-eyed
F#BF#
In your Jehovahʼs witness suit
BF#
Who the fuck was that guy?
G#mEB
You tried to buy some pills
G#mEB
From a friend of friends of mine
G#mEB
They just ghosted you
G#mEB
Now you know what it feels like
Chorus:
G#mEB
And I donʼt even want you back, I just want to know
G#mEB
If rusting my sparkling summer was the goal
G#mEB
And I donʼt miss what we had, but could someone give
G#mEB
A message to the smallest man who ever lived?
Verse:
F#BF#
You hung me on your wall
F#BF#
Stabbed me with your pushpins
F#BF#
In public showed me off
F#BF#
Then sank in stoned oblivion
G#mEF#
Cause once your queen had come
G#mEF#
You treat her like an also-ran
G#mEF#
You didnʼt measure up
G#mEF#
In any measure of a man
Chorus:
G#mEB
And I donʼt even want you back, I just want to know
G#mEB
If rusting my sparkling summer was the goal
G#mEB
And I donʼt miss what we had, but could someone give
G#mEB
A message to the smallest man who ever lived?
Outro:
BG#m
Were you sent by someone who wanted me dead?
F#E
Did you sleep with a gun underneath our bed
B
Were you writing a book?
G#m
Were you a sleeper cell spy?
F#E
In 50 years, will this all be declassified?
B
Youʼll confess why you did it
G#m
And Iʼll say good riddance
F#E
ʼCause it wasnʼt sexy once it wasnʼt forbidden
B
I wouldʼve died for your sins
G#m
Instead, I just died inside
F#E
And you deserve prison, but you wonʼt get time
BG#m
Youʼll slide into inboxes and slip through the bars
F#E
You crashed my party and your rental car
B
You said normal girls were boring
G#m
But you were gone by the morning
F#E
You kicked out the stage lights but youʼre still performing
B
And in plain sight, you hid
G#m
But you are what you did
F#E
And Iʼll forget you, but I will never forgive
B
The smallest man who ever lived