Verse:
EAE
Was any of it true
EAE
Gazing at me, starry-eyed
EAE
In your Jehovahʼs witness suit
AE
Who the fuck was that guy?
F#mDA
You tried to buy some pills
F#mDA
From a friend of friends of mine
F#mDA
They just ghosted you
F#mDA
Now you know what it feels like
Chorus:
F#mDA
And I donʼt even want you back, I just want to know
F#mDA
If rusting my sparkling summer was the goal
F#mDA
And I donʼt miss what we had, but could someone give
F#mDA
A message to the smallest man who ever lived?
Verse:
EAE
You hung me on your wall
EAE
Stabbed me with your pushpins
EAE
In public showed me off
EAE
Then sank in stoned oblivion
F#mDE
Cause once your queen had come
F#mDE
You treat her like an also-ran
F#mDE
You didnʼt measure up
F#mDE
In any measure of a man
Chorus:
F#mDA
And I donʼt even want you back, I just want to know
F#mDA
If rusting my sparkling summer was the goal
F#mDA
And I donʼt miss what we had, but could someone give
F#mDA
A message to the smallest man who ever lived?
Outro:
AF#m
Were you sent by someone who wanted me dead?
ED
Did you sleep with a gun underneath our bed
A
Were you writing a book?
F#m
Were you a sleeper cell spy?
ED
In 50 years, will this all be declassified?
A
Youʼll confess why you did it
F#m
And Iʼll say good riddance
ED
ʼCause it wasnʼt sexy once it wasnʼt forbidden
A
I wouldʼve died for your sins
F#m
Instead, I just died inside
ED
And you deserve prison, but you wonʼt get time
AF#m
Youʼll slide into inboxes and slip through the bars
ED
You crashed my party and your rental car
A
You said normal girls were boring
F#m
But you were gone by the morning
ED
You kicked out the stage lights but youʼre still performing
A
And in plain sight, you hid
F#m
But you are what you did
ED
And Iʼll forget you, but I will never forgive
A
The smallest man who ever lived