Intro: G#F#
Verse:
G#
Drivinʼ on the right-side road
F#
He says Iʼm pretty wearinʼ his clothes
G#
And heʼs got hands that make Hell seem cold
F#G#
Feet on the dashboard, heʼs like a poem I wish I wrote
I wish I wrote
Chorus:
C#F#
And he laughs at all my jokes
G#C#
And he says Iʼm so American
F#C#
Oh, God, itʼs just not fair of him
G#A#m
To make me feel this much
C#F#
Iʼd Go anywhere he goes
G#C#
And he says Iʼm so American
F#C#
Oh, God, Iʼm gonna marry him
G#A#m
If he keeps this **** up
F#F#m
I might just be in lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-love
Verse:
G#
God, Iʼm so boring and Iʼm so rude
F#G#
Canʼt have a conversation if itʼs not all about you
The way you dress and the books you read
F#G#
I really love my bed, but, man, itʼs hard to sleep when heʼs with me
When heʼs with me
Chorus:
C#F#
And he laughs at all my jokes
G#C#
And he says Iʼm so American
F#C#
Oh, God, itʼs just not fair of him
G#A#m
To make me feel this much
C#F#
Iʼd Go anywhere he goes
G#C#
And he says Iʼm so American
F#C#
Oh, God, Iʼm gonna marry him
G#A#m
If he keeps this **** up
F#F#m
I might just be in lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-love
Bridge:
A#mF#C#
I apologize if itʼs a little too much, just a little too soon
A#mF#C#
But if the conversation ever were to come up
A#mF#
I donʼt wanna assume this stuff..
C#
But ainʼt it wrong?
G#
I think Iʼm in love
Chorus:
C#F#
And he laughs at all my jokes
G#C#
And he says Iʼm so American
F#C#
Oh, God, itʼs just not fair of him
G#A#m
To make me feel this much
C#F#
Iʼd Go anywhere he goes
G#C#
And he says Iʼm so American
F#C#
Oh, God, Iʼm gonna marry him
G#A#m
If he keeps this **** up
F#F#m
I might just be in lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-love
Outro:
(Okay, come on, ah) Stop it, ah
