Intro: CA#
Verse:
C
Drivinʼ on the right-side road
A#
He says Iʼm pretty wearinʼ his clothes
C
And heʼs got hands that make Hell seem cold
A#C
Feet on the dashboard, heʼs like a poem I wish I wrote
I wish I wrote
Chorus:
FA#
And he laughs at all my jokes
CF
And he says Iʼm so American
A#F
Oh, God, itʼs just not fair of him
CDm
To make me feel this much
FA#
Iʼd Go anywhere he goes
CF
And he says Iʼm so American
A#F
Oh, God, Iʼm gonna marry him
CDm
If he keeps this **** up
A#A#m
I might just be in lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-love
Verse:
C
God, Iʼm so boring and Iʼm so rude
A#C
Canʼt have a conversation if itʼs not all about you
The way you dress and the books you read
A#C
I really love my bed, but, man, itʼs hard to sleep when heʼs with me
When heʼs with me
Chorus:
FA#
And he laughs at all my jokes
CF
And he says Iʼm so American
A#F
Oh, God, itʼs just not fair of him
CDm
To make me feel this much
FA#
Iʼd Go anywhere he goes
CF
And he says Iʼm so American
A#F
Oh, God, Iʼm gonna marry him
CDm
If he keeps this **** up
A#A#m
I might just be in lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-love
Bridge:
DmA#F
I apologize if itʼs a little too much, just a little too soon
DmA#F
But if the conversation ever were to come up
DmA#
I donʼt wanna assume this stuff..
F
But ainʼt it wrong?
C
I think Iʼm in love
Chorus:
FA#
And he laughs at all my jokes
CF
And he says Iʼm so American
A#F
Oh, God, itʼs just not fair of him
CDm
To make me feel this much
FA#
Iʼd Go anywhere he goes
CF
And he says Iʼm so American
A#F
Oh, God, Iʼm gonna marry him
CDm
If he keeps this **** up
A#A#m
I might just be in lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-love
Outro:
(Okay, come on, ah) Stop it, ah