Intro: D E Em Em A G i donʼt know why you bother Em D Em nothingʼs ever good enough for you. Em Em (by the way) i was there and it wasnʼt like that. Em D Em youʼve come here just to start a fight Em you had to piss on our parade D you had to shred our big day Am you had to ruin it for all concerned Bm Am in a drunken punch-up at a wedding Em yeah hypocrite opportunist donʼt infect me with your poison a bully in a china shop when i turn ʼround you stay frozen to the spot you had the pointless snide remarks of hammerheaded sharks the pot will call the kettle black itʼs a drunken punch-up at a wedding yeah oh no no