Verse: Dm F Youʼre always aiming paper airplanes at me when youʼre around Am Dm You build me up like building blocks just so you can bring me down Dm F You can crush my candy cane but youʼll never catch me cry Am Dm If you dangle that diploma and I deck you, donʼt be surprised Pre-Chorus: Dm F I know my ABCʼs, yet you keep teaching me Am Dm I say, fuck your degree, alphabet boy Dm F You think youʼre smarter than me with all your bad poetry Am Dm Fuck all your ABCʼs, alphabet boy Chorus: Am Iʼm not a little kid now F Watch me get big now Am Spell my name on the fridge now F With all your alphabet toys Am You won the spelling bee now F But are you smarter than me now? Am Youʼre the prince of the playground Dm Little alphabet boy Verse: Dm F Apples arenʼt an always appropriate apologies Am Dm Butterscotch and bubblegum drops are bittersweet to me Dm F You call me a child while you keep counting all your coins Am But youʼre not my daddy and Iʼm not your dolly Dm And your dictionaryʼs destroyed Pre-Chorus: Dm F I know my ABCʼs, yet you keep teaching me Am Dm I say, fuck your degree, alphabet boy Dm F You think youʼre smarter than me with all your bad poetry Am Dm Fuck all your ABCʼs, alphabet boy Chorus: Am Iʼm not a little kid now F Watch me get big now Am Spell my name on the fridge now F With all your alphabet toys Am You won the spelling bee now F But are you smarter than me now? Am Youʼre the prince of the playground Dm Little alphabet boy