Verse:
Dm F
Youʼre always aiming paper airplanes at me when youʼre around
Am Dm
You build me up like building blocks just so you can bring me down
Dm F
You can crush my candy cane but youʼll never catch me cry
Am Dm
If you dangle that diploma and I deck you, donʼt be surprised
Pre-Chorus:
Dm F
I know my ABCʼs, yet you keep teaching me
Am Dm
I say, fuck your degree, alphabet boy
Dm F
You think youʼre smarter than me with all your bad poetry
Am Dm
Fuck all your ABCʼs, alphabet boy
Chorus:
Am
Iʼm not a little kid now
F
Watch me get big now
Am
Spell my name on the fridge now
F
With all your alphabet toys
Am
You won the spelling bee now
F
But are you smarter than me now?
Am
Youʼre the prince of the playground
Dm
Little alphabet boy
Verse:
Dm F
Apples arenʼt an always appropriate apologies
Am Dm
Butterscotch and bubblegum drops are bittersweet to me
Dm F
You call me a child while you keep counting all your coins
Am
But youʼre not my daddy and Iʼm not your dolly
Dm
And your dictionaryʼs destroyed
Pre-Chorus:
Dm F
I know my ABCʼs, yet you keep teaching me
Am Dm
I say, fuck your degree, alphabet boy
Dm F
You think youʼre smarter than me with all your bad poetry
Am Dm
Fuck all your ABCʼs, alphabet boy
Chorus:
Am
Iʼm not a little kid now
F
Watch me get big now
Am
Spell my name on the fridge now
F
With all your alphabet toys
Am
You won the spelling bee now
F
But are you smarter than me now?
Am
Youʼre the prince of the playground
Dm
Little alphabet boy
