Intro:
EmAm
You know, nowadays
B7
People find one thing you said
Em
Eight, nine, ten years ago
Em
Bring it back up now and
Am
Cancel your whole fuckinʼ career over it
B7
So, let me make it easy for you
Em
And just say it all right now, ha
Uh
Verse:
Em
My pronouns are fuck you and suck my dick
Am
Unglued, I punch through and bust my clip
B7
Iʼm a feministʼs worst enemy runninʼ my lip
Em
Now get back in the kitchen you fuckinʼ uptight bitch
Em
Far as gender roles go, maybe Iʼm just old
Am
Maybe Iʼm just sick of womenʼs marches blockinʼ the road
B7
Sick of a culture where a bitch will think looks alone
Em
Is enough to walk around like the whole world owes ʼem
And in my opinion, ladies, yo, we both got a place
In the way that the world works since we all were just apes
And when you need us to protect, your man will shoulder the weight
And if he doesnʼt heʼs a pussy, which I know is the case
With a lot of these little Gen Z arrogant jerks
Who got so many MMR shots, their brains donʼt work
And they been sayinʼ for years that autismʼs on the rise
No shit, itʼs right in front of our eyes
And yeah, I know that Iʼm an old-head now
Iʼm grown and graduated (Yeah)
I made it just in time to be considered outdated
To a younger generation who didnʼt grow up sayinʼ
Jew jokes and words like faggot when they were playinʼ (Bullshit)
So, now Iʼm just a bigot for the culture I was raised in
Back in the days when Chinese just meant Asian
And people were too busy to just sit around complaininʼ
So, while the whole world keep changinʼ
Chorus:
Spread the word
Webbyʼs back up on that bullshit again
If youʼre a pussy, I suggest you run and hide
And Go tell your friends
Webbyʼs back up on that bullshit again
And this time I think Iʼve truly lost my mind
(Yeah, Go fuck yourself)
Verse:
Yeah, Iʼm the generation that ainʼt grow up with an iPad
So, I think itʼs silly what these kids identify as
Still make jokes anytime I see a pride flag
Never out of hate, itʼs just funny to me, my bad
Is it a trans-man or a cross dressing man-man?
Whoʼs physically achievinʼ the things that only a man can
Then demanding that I be calling him maʼam and
Shit is out of hand but damn, trans-maʼam (What the fuck?)
Iʼm just a dumb cis man but at least Iʼm tryinʼ
To fuckinʼ understand but it seems that Iʼve been
Passed by by the society that Iʼm in
Walkinʼ ʼround, lookinʼ confused at things like Biden
Wait, let me not compare myself to a pedophile
Though, I Do buy coke from his son once in a while
He be puttinʼ in his orders to an Al-Qaeda supporter
Who just walks right over the fuckinʼ border about a mile
Hunter did the whole pile, I just did a couple bumps
Then he bought a couple kids and he threw ʼem in the trunk
Wait, fuck, I Am so not down with this kind of stuff
And thatʼs how I killed myself when the Clintonʼs showed up, yeah
Iʼma talk shit in a world gone stupid
Takinʼ Ivermectin while the world got boosted
Tryna hold ground while the worldʼs uprooted
Speakinʼ up ʼtil the world mutes it
Chorus:
Spread the word
Webbyʼs back up on that bullshit again
If youʼre a pussy, I suggest you run and hide
And Go tell your friends
Webbyʼs back up on that bullshit again
And this time I think Iʼve truly lost my mind
(Youʼre all a bunch of pussies)
Verse:
Ever since I said Iʼm votinʼ Trump, Iʼve been the bad guy too
A group of fans I didnʼt even know I had to lose
And since youʼre leavinʼ, let me read you one last haiku
Yo, guess what? I voted for him last time too
But you used to hate Trump
How dare you change your opinion
How dare you grow as a person
How dare you say somethinʼ different than the stuff you used to say
How dare you consider switchinʼ
I loved you when I agreed, now I hate you just for existinʼ
Hate you for this, that and I hate you for livinʼ
Iʼll comment every time you post and Iʼll say that youʼre griftinʼ and hate women
Youʼre a racist and a shameful depiction of white privilege
A supremacist, a rapist, a villain
A fuckinʼ Nazi, basically he murdered the Jews
He dog whistles, gaslights all the words that I use
I donʼt quite know what they mean but I heard ʼem on the news
What Iʼm tryna say is Webby, fuck you
Fuck you, bitch, Iʼm still the same Webby
Iʼm still in Connecticut
Iʼm still donatinʼ every year to save the elephants
Still say thank you for your service to the veterans
And still fuck your mom every Thursday
When Iʼm in town I bust that bitch down (Down)
Didnʼt like me then, well, how you like me now? (Yeah)
ʼCause bitch, Iʼm a pro, I donʼt need a pronoun
So from right now until Iʼm in the ground, Go and
Chorus:
Spread the word
Webbyʼs back up on that bullshit again
If youʼre a pussy, I suggest you run and hide (Fuckinʼ pussy)
And Go tell your friends
Webbyʼs back up on that bullshit again (Youʼre all a bunch of faggots)
And this time I think Iʼve truly lost my mind (Suck my dick)
Outro:
And now Iʼm back on my bullshit
(Webbyʼs back motherfucker)
