Chorus:
D
If I like it Iʼm in trouble
A
If I love it Iʼm dead
F#m E
Why does everything fun put a gun to my head?
D
If it thrills me itʼll kill me
A
Put me six feet deep
E
If the appleʼs so bad whyʼs it taste so sweet?
Verse:
A
I went ******* to Cola
Bm
Straight to bottled water
D
I went diesel to electric but the glow is getting hotter
A Bm
I canʼt even watch **** ʼcause itʼs bad for my wrist
D
And if liquorʼs so evil whyʼs it stoppinʼ the twitch
A
I went dairy to almonds
Bm
Straight to being vegan
D
ʼCause they told me it was murder and I donʼt like the beefinʼ
A Bm
I canʼt even shop at Walmart ʼcause theyʼre calling ʼem crooks
D E
And I would love to read about it but their banning the books
Chorus:
D
If I like it Iʼm in trouble
A
If I love it Iʼm dead
F#m E
Why does everything fun put a gun to my head?
D
If it thrills me itʼll kill me
A
Put me six feet deep
E
If the appleʼs so bad whyʼs it taste so sweet?
D
If I like it Iʼm in trouble
A
If I love it Iʼm dead
F#m E
Why Do all the best drugs leave me shaking in bed?
D
If it thrills me itʼll kill me
A
Put me six feet deep
E D
If the appleʼs so bad whyʼs it taste so sweet?
A E
Oh
D A E
Taste so sweet
Verse:
A
Went from stripper to girlfriend
Bm
Straight to being single
D
Now my mamaʼs disappointed, set me up on Christian Mingle
A Bm
Video games are killing me brain cells
D A
All the fun jobs donʼt even pay well, **** (Well ****)
Bm
Okay (Okay)
D E
The internet says weʼre ****** anyway
Chorus:
D
If I like it Iʼm in trouble
A
If I love it Iʼm dead
F#m E
Why does everything fun put a gun to my head?
D
If it thrills me itʼll kill me
A
Put me six feet deep
E
If the appleʼs so bad whyʼs it taste so sweet?
D
If I like it Iʼm in trouble
A
If I love it Iʼm dead
F#m E
Why Do all the best drugs leave me shaking in bed?
D
If it thrills me itʼll kill me
A
Put me six feet deep
E D
If the appleʼs so bad whyʼs it taste so sweet?
A E
Oh
D A E
Taste so sweet
Outro:
D
If I like it Iʼm in trouble
A
If I love it Iʼm dead
F#m E
Why Do all the best drugs keep on killing my friends?
D
If it thrills me itʼll kill me
A
Put me six feet deep
E
If the appleʼs so bad whyʼs it taste so sweet?
