A G Grandma has new dentures A G To eat the crust of pizza A G Been taken out by her daughter A G Because she thought she oughtʼa A G The kids are eating snickers A G Because theyʼre so delicious A G Then thereʼs sticky fingers A G B C And mother loses her knickers Chorus: Eb Bb C Bank holiday comes six times a year Eb Bb C Days of enjoyment to which everybody cheers Eb Bb C Bank holiday comes with six pack of beer C Bb G ......then its back to work a.g.a.i.n. A G Bar-b-que is cooking A G Sausages and chicken A G The patio is buzzing A G The neighbours they are looking A G John is down the fun pub A G Drinking lots of lager A G Girls and boys are on the game A G B C And all the high streets look the same Chorus.