F Everywhere I go C I find birthpills in the bathroom F Part of the scenery C Have you had one today Bb No longer shocking F The inside of handbags G Used to be hidden C Now out on display Professional women who work for a living Run through their washing When they come home at night Jars of cosmetics Open and oozing Petroleum jelly Like turkish delight F C Modern World how I hate it F C Modern World you can take it Bb F Modern World your magicʼs gone for me G C Whereʼs the mystery that there used to be? No more escaping youʼre Caught in the crossfire See yourself naked As you stand on the scales No more illusions Under strip lighting So heartless and truthful It tells you no lies Modern World ...