Intro: G F D D I believe that gas is too damn high Ainʼt nothinʼ more American than Mamaʼs apple pie D I believe in love, I believe in peace But I donʼt believe weʼll ever see it in the Middle East G I believe the Bible is cold hard fact C G And I believe that Jesus is coming back D Before she does D I believe the Sabbath is the day of rest The tax man and the devil share the same address D I believe donʼt start if youʼre gonna quit I believe in keeping your mouth shut, and carry a big stick G I believe dogs are better than cats C G And I believe that Jesus is coming back D Before she does Chorus: A G D C G Thereʼs absolutely positively no doubt in my mind A That O.J. did it - Lee Harvey didnʼt G A And sheʼs really gone this time D I believe that cold cold beer Tastes better on a barstool than it does anywhere D I believe hard work really makes the man But everyone should wet a line every now and then G I believe itʼs best to pay with cash C G And I believe that Jesus is coming back D Before she does Chorus. D I believe she was a real good thing Can you believe I let a girl like that get away G I believe she meant it the night she packed C G And said that Jesus is coming back D Before she does D Before she does D Before she does