Verse: E Flying across the desert in a TWA I saw a woman walking across the sand A She been a-walkinʼ thirty miles en route to L.A. B E To get a brown eyed handsome man D E Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man E Milo Venus was a beautiful lass She had the world in the palm of her hand A But she lost both her arms in a wrestling match B E To get a brown eyed handsome man D E She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man Chorus: B Way back in history three thousand years F# Back every since the world began B Thereʼs been a lot of good women shed a tear C# F# For a brown eyed handsome man E F# Thatʼs what the trouble is brown eyed handsome man Verse: F# Beautiful daughter couldnʼt make up her mind Between a doctor and a lawyer man B Her mother told her daughter go out and find yourself C# F# A brown eyed handsome man E F# Just like your daddy is a brown eyed handsome man F# Arrested on charges of unemployment He was sitting in the witness stand B The judgeʼs wife called up the district attorney C# F# Said you free that brown eyed man E F# You want your job you better free that brown eyed man Chorus: B Way back in history three thousand years F# Back every since the world began B Thereʼs been a lot of good women shed a tear C# F# For a brown eyed handsome man E F# Thatʼs what the trouble is brown eyed handsome man