Verse: D Flying across the desert in a TWA I saw a woman walking across the sand G She been a-walkinʼ thirty miles en route to L.A. A D To get a brown eyed handsome man C D Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man D Milo Venus was a beautiful lass She had the world in the palm of her hand G But she lost both her arms in a wrestling match A D To get a brown eyed handsome man C D She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man Chorus: A Way back in history three thousand years E Back every since the world began A Thereʼs been a lot of good women shed a tear B E For a brown eyed handsome man D E Thatʼs what the trouble is brown eyed handsome man Verse: E Beautiful daughter couldnʼt make up her mind Between a doctor and a lawyer man A Her mother told her daughter go out and find yourself B E A brown eyed handsome man D E Just like your daddy is a brown eyed handsome man E Arrested on charges of unemployment He was sitting in the witness stand A The judgeʼs wife called up the district attorney B E Said you free that brown eyed man D E You want your job you better free that brown eyed man Chorus: A Way back in history three thousand years E Back every since the world began A Thereʼs been a lot of good women shed a tear B E For a brown eyed handsome man D E Thatʼs what the trouble is brown eyed handsome man
