Verse: F Am I would give you the stars in the sky G But theyʼre too far away F Am If you were a hooker, youʼd know G Iʼd be happy to pay F Am If suddenly you were a guy G Iʼd be suddenly gay Chorus: C F G Cause my heart belongs to you C F G My love is pure and true C F G My heart belongs to you F But my cock is community property Verse: F Am Youʼre the only girl that I like to screw G When Iʼm not on the road F Am When I come home, my dinnerʼs made G And the front lawn is mowed F Iʼll kiss your mouth Am G Even after you swallow my load Chorus: C F G Cause my heart belongs to you C F G My love is pure and true C F G My heart belongs to you F But my cock is community property Bridge: F C G Am F I wanna make it clear C G So you retain it Am F My dickʼs a free spirit F C G And you canʼt restrain it Verse: F Am I love you so much it hurts G From my head to my feet F Am I think of you and I canʼt G Help but fondle my meat F Am I see your face every time G That I go out and cheat Chorus: C F G Cause my heart belongs to you C F G My love is pure and true C F G My heart belongs to you F But my cock is community property