Verse: Am C If two fill-ups is all it costs G Am I guess Iʼll make the drive Am C Down past the Texas line G Am make sure heʼs not alive Am C Dumped him off of a river bridge G Am in the fall of ʼ84 Am C Word got ʼround that he climbed out G Am of that muddy Red River floor Am C Lost my bride to the finest man G Am she claims to have ever known Am C She got to the parking lot G Am his knees were already blown Am C Love is such a mighty drug G Am a mightier disease Am C Bet he misses her floatinʼ past the barge G Am with one eye and crooked teeth G Am One eye and crooked teeth G Am One eye and crooked teeth G Am One eye and crooked teeth Chorus: Am C G Am Your crooked teeth are floatinʼ and my ladyʼs restinʼ fine Am C G Am Seven miles out of Bismarck next to Bakken Oil lines Am C G Am I laid her down so softly and so kindly reassured Am C G Am Love it ainʼt for taminʼ, a disease that canʼt be cured Verse: Am C And Iʼll drive through Colorado G Am on a rocky stretch of road Am C with no one who loves me G Am as far as telephone poles go Am C I wish I was a trustinʼ man G Am but a trustinʼ man is weak Am C The only thing worth trustinʼ is G Am some brass through crooked teeth G Am some brass through crooked teeth G Am some brass through crooked teeth Chorus: Am C G Am Your crooked teeth are floatinʼ and my ladyʼs restinʼ fine Am C G Am Seven miles out of Bismarck next to Bakken Oil lines Am C G Am I laid her down so softly and so kindly reassured Am C G Am Love it ainʼt for taminʼ, a disease that canʼt be cured Verse: Am C Lost my bride to the finest man G Am she claims to have ever known Am C She got to the parking lot G Am his knees were already blown Am C Love is such a mighty drug G Am a mightier disease Am C Bet he misses her floatinʼ past the barge G Am with one eye and crooked teeth