Em G Take a look at my girlfriend C D Sheʼs the only one I got (ba ba da da) Em G Not much of a girlfriend C D I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da) Em G Itʼs been some time since we last spoke C D This is gonna sound like a bad joke Em G But momma I fell in love again C D Itʼs safe to say I have a new girlfriend Em G And I know it sounds so old C D But cupid got me in a chokehold Em G And Iʼm afraid I might give in C D Towels on the mat my white flag is wavinʼ Em G I mean she even cooks me pancakes C D And Alka Seltzer when my tummy aches Em G C If that ainʼt love then I donʼt know what love is Em G We even got a secret handshake C D And she loves the music that my band makes Em G I know Iʼm young but if I had to choose her or the sun C D Iʼd be one nocturnal son of a gun