G And if your heart stops beating D Iʼll be here wondering Em C Did you get what you deserve? G The ending of your life and if you get to heaven D Iʼll be here waiting, babe Em C Did you get what you deserve? Am The end, and if your life wont wait C D Then your heart canʼt take this G D Have you heard the news that youʼre dead? C No one ever had much nice to say D D7 I think they never liked you anyway G D Oh take me from the hospital bed C Wouldnʼt it be grand? It ainʼt exactly what you planned. D And wouldnʼt it be great D G If we were dead? G Ohh dead. G Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish D You never fell in love Em C Did you get what you deserve? G The ending of your life G And if you get to heaven D Iʼll be here waiting, babe Em C Did you get what you deserve? Am The end, and if your life wonʼt wait C D Then your heart canʼt take this G D Have you heard the news that youʼre dead? C No one ever had much nice to say D D7 I think they never liked you anyway G D Oh take me from the hospital bed C Wouldnʼt it be grand to take a pistol by the hand? D And wouldnʼt it be great D If we were dead? Bridge: Am C And in my honest observation Am During this operation C G D Found a complication in your heart Am C G D So long, ʼcause now youʼve got (now youʼve got) Em Maybe just 2 weeks to live Em D Is that the most the both of you can give? G D Em C One, two, one two three four! G LA LA LA LA LA! D LA LA LA LA LA LA! C D LA LA LA LA LA LA LA! D Well come on, G LA LA LA LA LA! D LA LA LA LA LA LA! C D LA LA LA LA LA LA LA! D Oh motherfucker, G If life ainʼt just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!) D Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!) C If life ainʼt just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!) D Then why are we laughing? G If life ainʼt just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!) D C Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!) D If life ainʼt just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!) G Then why Am I dead? G DEAD!
