Verse: E A B E A B I returned a bag of groceries accidently taken off the E A B E shelf before the expiration date E A B E A B I came back as a bag of groceries accident-ly taken off the E A B E E7 shelf before the date stamped on myself Chorus: A F#m Did a large procession wave their torches as my head fell in the A F#m B B7 basket and was everybody dancing on the casket E A B now itʼs over Iʼm dead and I havenʼt done anything that I want or Iʼm E A B E B7 still alive and thereʼs nothing I want to do Verse: I will never say the word procrastenate again Iʼll never see myself in the mirror with my eyes closed I didnʼt apologize for when I was eight and I made my Younger brother have to be my personal slave Chorus: Did a large procession wave their torches as my head fell in the Basket? and was everybody dancing on the casket Now itʼs over Iʼm Dead and I havenʼt done anything that I want or Iʼm Still alive and thereʼs nothing I want to do Bridge: E A E A So I wonʼt sit at home anymore and you wonʼt E A E A See my head in the win- dow and I wonʼt be around E A E A B B7 Ever anymore and Iʼll be up there on the wall at the store Verse: I returned a bag of groceries accidently taken off the shelf before the expiration date I came back as a bag of groceries accident-ly taken off the shelf before the date stamped on myself Chorus: Did a large procession wave their torches as my head fell in the Basket? and was everybody dancing on the casket Now itʼs over Iʼm Dead and I havenʼt done anything that I want or Iʼm Still alive and thereʼs nothing I want to do Now itʼs over Iʼm Dead and I havenʼt done anything that I want or Iʼm Still alive and thereʼs nothing I want to do
