C F C Do not disturb my dog on the porch F C D G If you are lost then you best get a horse C F C Do not disturb my goat in the mud F C G C Else heʼll blame you for causing the flood F C G C F I know that you do get C G C Nice and loose ʼcause we do too F C G C F I know that you do get C G C Nice and loose ʼcause we do too C G C Dee de lay ee ay ee de lo ooh oh ooh de lay ee C G C Dee de lay ee ay ee de lo ooh oh ooh de lay ee F C G C F I know that you do get C G C Nice and loose ʼcause we do too F C G C F I know that you do get C G C Nice and loose ʼcause we do too C F C Do not disturb the lint on my coat F C D G Else Iʼll throw garbage all over your road C F C Do not disturb the beers in my head F C G C Else Iʼll let skunks in the door of your shed F C G C F I know that you do get C G C Nice and loose ʼcause we do too F C G C F I know that you do get C G C Nice and loose ʼcause we do too C G C Dee de lay ee ay ee de lo ooh oh ooh de lay ee C G C Dee de lay ee ay ee de lo ooh oh ooh de lay ee C G C Dee de lay ee ay ee de lo ooh oh ooh de lay ee