Verse:
EmA
Okay, I went to France to get some new pants
EmA
I went to Greece to get something to eat
EmA
Iʼm hard to please, I punched the referee
EmA
I bruised my knees, Iʼm pissing in the breeze
EmA
Okay, I saw the beach, I bought a tee
EmA
Itʼs hot as deez, itʼs one hundred degrees
EmA
Apply the lotion, Iʼll swim in the ocean
EmA
There was a commotion, Iʼm sinking, Iʼm floating with-
CD
And the TVʼs tuned to cable
Em
And Iʼm sleeping when Iʼm able
CD
But the TVʼs on so loud it hurts my brain
EmG
Brain-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
CD
And the TVʼs tuned to cable
Em
And Iʼm sleeping when Iʼm able
CD
But the TVʼs on so loud it hurts my brain
EmG
Brain-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
Ooh
Chorus:
EmA
Doritos and Fritos
EmA
Doritos and Fritos
EmA
Doritos and Fritos
EmA
Doritos and Fritos
Verse:
EmA
Cheetos, Doritos and Fritos, mosquitos
EmA
Iʼm eating burritos with Danny Devito
EmA
Jeez Louise, Iʼm weak in the knees
EmA
Iʼm joining the circus, Iʼm going berserk-us
EmA
At "7-Eleven" Iʼm drinking a beverage
EmA
Iʼm lying to strangers, Iʼm looking for danger
EmA
Iʼm chewing bazooka, Iʼm swimming to Cuba
EmA
Donʼt look at Medusa, sheʼll turn you to stone
EmA
Okay, I went to France to get some new pants
EmA
I went to Greece to get something to eat
EmA
He said, "Shit all we gotʼs Doritos and Fritos"
A
I said, "Then give me all of those fucking Doritos and Fritos"
CD
And the TVʼs tuned to cable
Em
And Iʼm sleeping when Iʼm able
CD
But the TVʼs on so loud it hurts my brain
EmG
Brain-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
CD
And the TVʼs tuned to cable
Em
And Iʼm sleeping when Iʼm able
CD
But the TVʼs on so loud it hurts my brain
EmG
Brain-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
Chorus:
EmA
Doritos and Fritos
EmA
Doritos and Fritos
EmA
Doritos and Fritos
EmA
Doritos and Fritos
EmA
Doritos and Fritos
EmA
Doritos and Fritos
EmA
Doritos and Fritos
EmA
Doritos and Fritos
Stop