Doritos & Fritos - 100 gecs, guitar chords

Published: 2024-01-17 13:45
Selection chords: Katie Paterson

Verse:
        Em                 A
Okay, I went to France to get some new pants
Em                   A
I went to Greece to get something to eat
Em                  A
Iʼm hard to please, I punched the referee
Em                  A
I bruised my knees, Iʼm pissing in the breeze
         Em            A
Okay, I saw the beach, I bought a tee
Em                A
Itʼs hot as deez, itʼs one hundred degrees
Em                A
Apply the lotion, Iʼll swim in the ocean
Em                     A
There was a commotion, Iʼm sinking, Iʼm floating with-

        C              D
And the TVʼs tuned to cable
           Em
And Iʼm sleeping when Iʼm able
        C              D
But the TVʼs on so loud it hurts my brain
Em                  G
Brain-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
        C              D
And the TVʼs tuned to cable
           Em
And Iʼm sleeping when Iʼm able
        C              D
But the TVʼs on so loud it hurts my brain
Em                  G
Brain-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain

Ooh

Chorus:
Em          A
Doritos and Fritos
Em          A
Doritos and Fritos
Em          A
Doritos and Fritos
Em          A
Doritos and Fritos

Verse:
Em                   A
Cheetos, Doritos and Fritos, mosquitos
Em                       A
Iʼm eating burritos with Danny Devito
Em           A
Jeez Louise, Iʼm weak in the knees
Em                      A
Iʼm joining the circus, Iʼm going berserk-us
Em                A
At "7-Eleven" Iʼm drinking a beverage
Em                      A
Iʼm lying to strangers, Iʼm looking for danger
Em                   A
Iʼm chewing bazooka, Iʼm swimming to Cuba
Em                    A
Donʼt look at Medusa, sheʼll turn you to stone

        Em                A
Okay, I went to France to get some new pants
Em                  A
I went to Greece to get something to eat
Em                          A
He said, "Shit all we gotʼs Doritos and Fritos"
A
I said, "Then give me all of those fucking Doritos and Fritos"

        C              D
And the TVʼs tuned to cable
           Em
And Iʼm sleeping when Iʼm able
        C              D
But the TVʼs on so loud it hurts my brain
Em                  G
Brain-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
        C              D
And the TVʼs tuned to cable
           Em
And Iʼm sleeping when Iʼm able
        C              D
But the TVʼs on so loud it hurts my brain
Em                  G
Brain-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain

Chorus:
Em          A
Doritos and Fritos
Em          A
Doritos and Fritos
Em          A
Doritos and Fritos
Em          A
Doritos and Fritos

Em          A
Doritos and Fritos
Em          A
Doritos and Fritos
Em          A
Doritos and Fritos
Em          A
Doritos and Fritos

Stop