A F#m Her green plastic wateringcan D For her fake chinesrubber plant A D In the fake plastic earth. A F#m That she bought from a rubber man D In a town full of rubber plans A D To get rid of itself. Bm It wears her out A Wears her out… A F#m She lives with a broken man D A cracked polystyremen A D Who just crumbles and burns. A F#m He used to do surgery D For girls in the eighties but A D Gravity always wins. Bm A And it wears him out… A F#m She looks like the real thing D She tastes like the real thing, A D My fake plastic love. A F#m But I can’t help the feeling D I could blow through the ceiling A D If I just turn and run. Bm A And it wears me out… Bm If I could be who you wanted… A All the time.