C Well iʼm not the kind to kiss and tell F C But Iʼve been seen with Farrah F C D G Iʼve never been with anything less than a nine, so fine F Iʼve been on fire with Sally Field C Gone fast with a girl named Bo D G But somehow they just donʼt end up as mine G Itʼs a death defying life I lead F C Iʼll take my chances F C G Iʼd die for living in the movies and T.V G F C But the hardest thing I ever do is watch my leading ladies D G Kiss some other guy while Iʼm bandaging my knee Am I might fall from a tall buiding F I might roll a brand new car C B A G Cos Iʼm the unknown stuntman G F G C Made Redford such a star C Iʼve never spent much time in school F C But Iʼve taught ladies plenty F C D G Itʼs true I hire my body out for pay, hey hey F Iʼve gotten burned over sheryl teagues C Blown up for Raquel Welch D G But when I wind up in the hay itʼs only hay, hey hey Am I might jump an open drawbridge F Or Tarzan from a vine C B A G Cos Iʼm the unknown stuntman G F G C Makes Eastwood look so fine
